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Vintage ADULT HUMOR Bar Cocktail NAPKIN Sexy Nude Pin Up Mock Assault Limerick

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Out of print bar - cocktail napkin with an adult themed limerick which sounds like a girl being assaulted but in reality is a bottle of beer being consumed! Questionable humor for today's times! Several crease marks. Most likely from the 1950's or 1960's.


He grabbed me by my slender neck,
   I could not call or scream. 
And dragged me to his dingy room,
   Where we could not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap,
   And looked upon my form. 
I was so cold and damp and scared,
   While he was hot and warm.
His fev'rish lips he pressed to mine,
   I gave him ev'ry drop. 
He drained me of my very self,
   I could not make him stop.
He made me what I am today,
   That's why you find me here. 
A broken bottle, thrown away,
   That once was full of BEER! 


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